Now I’m not going to pretend to know much (read: anything) non-Spring Breakers related about former Disney princess Selena Gomez, and I really don’t know much more about Bieber than what can be found in Cajun Boy’s our Justin Bieber tag, which is all a roundabout way of informing you guys that I’m a grown ass man and am in no way invested in a relationship between two kid stars or how they broke up.
But that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate a minute long clip of Dave sort of pervily letting Ms. Gomez know that he’s Team Selena, only for her to land a fairly clever Bieber burn in the process. All while I’m wondering if Dave has screened Spring Breakers.
I haven’t watched the entire interview and CBS’s full episode player is the worst (you can view it here though), but I am super curious as to Letterman’s line of questioning regarding her new flick. Dave + young starlet + these GIFs seems like a recipe for a good interview.
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And thats how you climb to the top boys.
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Good one!
Ahhhhh, that made me laugh.
Solid, Miss Gomez.
Alright fine Gomez I’ll watch your stupid movie.
/still probably won’t watch her movie
//but seriously boom roasted nice job.
have you seen pictures from this movie? you’d be a fool not to watch it.
or gay. I don’t imagine gay men will have a lot of interest in this movie.
I mean first of all, those swimsuits are hideous…
It does have a shirtless James Franco with grills and cornrows though so…
I won’t pay (directly) for this trash! I’ll just watch it on cable……
Were I won’t get in trouble for masturbating…… this time.
I still feel bad for thinking she’s sexy. She has a toddler face.
it wouldn’t be nearly as creepy if you didn’t mention how you think she has a toddler’s face and find her sexy
I like how Dave was just setting her up to say something about Bieber hoping it was going to be interesting.
Is there a reason why she’s dressed like she works at an Atlantic City casino?
Legs, maybe?
Not bewbs, so much, based on that screen shot.
Her second job?
she could get it.
There are so many latinas way hotter than her. Why is she famous?
To piss you off.
Good point, Dmoney. We’re at our maximum hot Latina quota for the year already. If only we could handle more hot Latinas.
Tell that to Mickey Mouse.
I will endeavor to reach the challenge of dealing with the over-abundance of hot Latinas that I have to put up with and/ or masturbate to.
Sweet burn, Selena.
I think that’s probably the first time I’ve ever heard her voice. For some reason I was expecting it to be a higher pitch
exact same thing here, man
I KNOW RIGHT?! Like what the fuck. She has a sassy, confident, alto voice, and it doesn’t fit her porcelain baby doll face at all. It’s literally hurting my head.
All that whiskey & chewing on glass…
Her face tells me she’s going to look like a standard-issue housekeeper in about 3 years.
Gomez will probably have a 12 month span where she will go from baby-faced to hot to washed-out. I’m glad to see she cleaned all the Bieb-hood off her leg.
The only thing lamer than a bunch of dudes sitting around on computers and leering at 20-year-olds (stares into the mirror for a long minute, winks, blows a kiss) is some of those dudes sitting around on computers talking about the myriad reasons they wouldn’t have sex with said 20-year-old like they’d have the f*cking opportunity or balls to do so.
I’m pretty sure no one is saying they wouldn’t have sex with her, or would have any reasons to avoid it. It’s just that the opportunity would be accompanied by a unicorn and an intelligent comment on YouTube.
+1
Another one of these dorks.
People are just talking here, nobody posting on an internet message board is truly deluded to the point of “yes I would turn down this beautiful woman in real life because of reasons”. It’s not any worse than everyone on Uproxx reminding us every day “kate upton ‘can get it’! lol, isn’t that funny, i’m being ironically pervy while also being earnest, so it’s ok or something”
C’est une bonnes nouvelles pour lui