Ever watch porn and wonder, “Gee, how did the producers of this film ever find this wonderful, imaginative place for these people to f*ck?” Well, porn movies have location scouts just like non-porn movies do. DUH!
With that said, meet Gerald Staniggan, porn location scout. If there’s a scene in your porn script calling for two people to bone down in a pizza joint, Gerald is the guy who can find just the right one for you. YOU CAN’T JACK OFF WITHOUT THIS MAN! Enjoy.
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So do I feel awesome or beyond embarrassed for recognizing the music at 1:10 as the music from the original Debbie Does Dallas. Gonna go with shame on this one.
The best part of this was the siracha bottle in the background. Fuck, this was brutal.
Dirty Randy, is that you?
“or cuddle”
Come on, EVERY porn joke wants to cuddle, and is lonely!