There are times when the internet depress the hell out of me. There are other times when the internet fills my soul with delight. This is one of those times.
A couple of days ago the St. Louis Post-Dispatch told the world the tragic tale of Mike Meyer, a 48 year old, mentally disabled Superman superfan who had a large portion of his significant collection stolen by some gargantuan as$hole named “Gary,” who tricked Meyer out of roughly 1,800 Superman comic books and countless collectors items like lunch boxes, an old-time Superman radio, a Superman Monopoly game and a Superman TV all worth about $4,000 to $5,000.
Meyer said mostly only his friends and family knew of his collection, but he also made the mistake once of telling someone less trustworthy: a guy named Gary whom he worked with at the Hardee’s on Madison Avenue in 1991.
Meyer said he ran into Gary recently while at Kyle’s Baseball Cards and Comics in Granite City. Gary asked Meyer whether he still collected Superman items and asked to see the collection. Meyer first gave an excuse, but then Gary called him later saying he was in the neighborhood and hoped to stop by. “He just kept talking like a salesman,” Meyer said. “He wouldn’t take no for an answer.”
Meyer said he let Gary into the house that day and gave him a quick tour. Gary asked to see “my most precious comics,” Meyer said. The next night, Gary was back again, asking whether Meyer would let Gary’s girlfriend watch some of his Superman movies. Meyer said while he and the girlfriend watched, Gary disappeared for a while. Meyer noticed the theft two days later, on the morning of Aug. 24, and called police. All he knows is that Gary has dark hair, a goatee, is about 35 and drives a silver or gray car.
This is where the internet, like Superman, comes to the rescue.

More specifically, a superfriend-like alliance of Facebook and Reddit have joined forces to help a) raise money to help Meyer replenish some of his collection, and b) track down the jerkoff who stole the stuff. The Facebook page set up to help him is filled with wall posts of people documenting the stuff they’ve sent to him. It’s pretty damn heart-warming.
If you’d like to purchase something for Meyer or want to make a donation, you can send them to this address:
Mike Meyer c/o Bill Smith
7041 Kingsbury Blvd.
St. Louis, Mo. 63130
The internet is like the real-world Justice League!

(HT: Will Leitch)



GARY, Y U STEAL FROM RETARD?
Why is everyone upset? Gary didnt steal anythign the trade was to let him fondle garys girlfriend and gary gets to keep some comics.
This is all just a big misunderstanding.
i aint givin no tard free money
fuck that WAT A SLOW IN THE MIOND!~
How shitty of a human being do you have to be to do this to a mentally handicapped person? It seriously pisses me off that this happened. I’m glad that people online are gathering donations trying to help this poor guy
This story is heartbreaking and infuriating. It’s terribly sad that this man is mentally handicapped, but just the fact that things he treasured and has spent years and substantial amounts of time, money, and devotion collecting and having a lowlife cone into his hone and steal from him alone is sickening. At least I though it was until I read some of the comments people have made about the story. You people are horrible, disgusting excuses for human beings and I sincerely hope that terrible, painful things happen to you. No one gives a flying f*ck about your opinions because anyone with common sense (or at least knows how to spell “mind” correcty) knows you post hateful things like this because you’re obviously jealous that this man has such an enviable collection that is worth probably a substantial amount of money and you’re jealous. You see him as beneath you because of his disability and you hate life for giving such awesome things to him and not you. I’m sure all of you a**holes are pathetic, toothless meth heads who can’t even afford a sleeve to put a comic book in let alone 1,800 valuable ones. Stop stealing your neighbors internet and using it to post your nonsense and do everyone who knows you – and the entire human race for that matter – and go drown yourselves in a sh*t filled toilet you ignorant, spineless sonsofb*tches. YOU are the “tards”.
I second Chrissy.
I eight Chrissy.
Wow, holy shit, the first three commenters are worse than Gary.
And the dude has been caught and arrested – while trying to rob an elderly person, no less.