The Best Of #Christopher Turk

I love Maske's "Best of #" series here on Uproxx, from the Best of Troy Barnes, the Best of Tom Haverford, the Best of Phil Dunphy, to my my personal favorite of the bunch, the Best of Michael Bluth. I love it so much that I felt compelled to add my favorite comedic character of all time to the collection: Chocolate Bear, Big Dog, Dr. Baby, Black Co-Jack, the Black Prince, the Black Whale, Bowling Ball, Turk Turkleston.

I speak, of course, of Christopher Duncan Turk.

Known more commonly as Turk on the brilliant hospital sitcom, "Scrubs," Donald Faison's character is responsible for the greatest dance sequence in the history of television. He loves cheese. And Tyra Banks. His favorite shows are "Sanford and Son," "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air," "The Brady Bunch," and "The Jeffersons." He loves pizza roles; his ringtone is N'Sync's "Bye Bye Bye," and he hates masturbation and working on his birthday. His middle name is Duncan because his Dad loved Dunkin Donuts, and he's been bald ever since he pulled out his hair in college when J.D. forgot tickets to a Bulls game with Michael Jordan.

So sit back, turn on some Marvin Gaye, and browse through this slide show, Christopher Turk's Greatest Hits.