
A few days ago photos surfaced of former adult film actress Sasha Grey reading to a classroom full of kids in a California school, causing approximately half of the internet to lose its f*cking mind. According to her Twitter and TMZ, which obtained the photos and posted them on the web, Grey was a volunteer reader at a “Read Across America” event at Emerson Elementary School in Compton. She read “Dog Breath” to a bunch of first and third graders.
I posted the photo above to my Tumblr without any sort of commentary just because I thought the image of Sasha Grey in a classroom holding up Dr. Seuss books alone was kinda funny and there really wasn’t anything to add. It has since garnered over 4200 Tumblr “notes,” many of them mindbogglingly stupid. For instance…
Not sure if I should be proud or embarrassed that I had no idea who Sasha Grey is, but yeah – I didn’t. So I googl’d ‘er.
And yeah…I don’t think I would want the person reading stories to my kid to have won the following awards:
“Best Three Way Sex Scene”
“Best Group Scene” (They mean ‘orgy’, y’all)
“Best Oral Sex Scene”Not that there’s anything necessarily wrong with working in porn, I just wouldn’t want my daughter to come home talking about this ‘nice lady’ who read them books, only to later come to me asking, “what’s an orgy?”
Oh for f*ck’s sake.

What the hell is wrong with people? Sasha Grey got paid to have sex on camera. To my knowledge, she never broke any laws in the course of doing so and has never been convicted of a crime. It’s a choice she made that has little to no effect on the day-to-day life of the average person. When she finished performing her scenes she cleaned herself off and put on clothes before she went outside, just like most everyone else who engages in sexual activity. She doesn’t walk around with one eye closed shut due to an excessive accumulation of dried up semen while a huge black dildo hangs out of her ass. The things she did for money on camera bear little difference to the things people currently teaching kids in America do in their free time when they’re not at work. I know this may be hard for some people to, ahem, swallow, but the person who taught your child arithmetic at school today may have engaged in anal sex and gotten a load of jizz shot on his or her face last night. The same goes for whoever taught your kid Sunday School at church last week. (Actually, the Sunday School teacher is probably into ever more deviant, sick stuff than facials and a$s-f*cking.) That activity, HOWEVER, had absolutely no effect on your child. Zilch. Nada. None. Deal with it. Sasha Grey did not walk into that class and start blowing a kid while another took her from behind on the desk.

Instead of being bashed, Sasha Grey should be lauded for giving some of her time to such a cause. Did YOU read to any children today? No, you probably didn’t, nor is it likely that the people who are calling on Grey to be removed from the reading initiative did either, prompting her to issue a statement earlier today…
“I believe education is a universal right. I committed to this program with the understanding that people would have their own opinions about what I have done, who I am and what I represent…I am an actor. I am an artist. I am a daughter. I am a sister. I am a partner. I have a past that some people may not agree with, but it does not define who I am. I will not live in fear of it.”
Bottom line: I’d feel more comfortable leaving a kid alone with Sasha Grey for a few hours than I would with a priest any goddamn day.




If parents are worried about their kids “googling” Sasha Grey because of the bad stuff they may learn on the internet then they don’t know that their kids have already googled and looked at plenty of messed up stuff they aren’t supposed to be looking at.
I understand the outrage of the parents whose students were in the classroom. That’s fine. If my son or daughter came home from school and said they were read books by a porn star I think i’d be a little annoyed by it. But I don’t have kids, and most people who do have kids and who were upset by this story are just looking for more ways to be mad at something.
I’ll go ahead and assume 9 out of 8 guys who claim to not know Sasha Grey are full of doodies.
And just because I’ve watched her throat a guy until she puked, it doesn’t mean that she can’t do good things to help her community. I’d rather have her reading to kids than 90% of “regular” Hollywood.
@Burnsy: A Scientologist reading to your kid would be way more f*cked up.
As a teacher, this school is run by complete morons. Personal opinion? I think porn stars are probably damaged people and I wouldn’t want them speaking to my kids, or my students.
But the large issue is nobody stopped and said “Ok, we have Sasha Grey ready to read to our kids. This will probably become public knowledge – how will it look?”
Good for her for doing something positive; boo on the administration for allowing this to happen.
Lol, if it was Paris Hilton reading to kids, this wouldn’t even be news. I’d rather my kids be read to by a girl who projects a fantasy of being a whore, rather than a girl who actually is one.
While I think people got way too worked up over this and those not directly involved should shut up, I do have to agree with Farhammer- If I was brainstorming ideas for my literacy program, the gentleman who says “let’s have an ex porn star read to kindergarteners” would be asked to leave.
Bravo CB
Farthammer & Larry hit the nail on the head. Who the hell green-lighted Sasha Grey to come read to kids in their school? They had to know it would prompt a shitstorm when it got out–and it would get out.
Now, if it was my kid’s school? #1 I’d want the people in charge axed–because if they couldn’t see the potential shitstorm in letting a porn “actress” read to kids, what other shitstorms are they going to miss (next week: Jerry Sandusky’s personal hygiene class?); #2 as Farthammer points out, Sasha Grey (and any other porn “actress”) is damaged goods, and there are already enough damaged people interacting with kids–no need to increase the count; #3 Yeah, kids are going to encounter all sorts of depraved shit on the internet–but there’s no need to increase the probability (not to mention pushing the timeline forward) that the kids are going to encounter that shit when looking up the “nice lady” who came to read to them.
Bottom line: people have to have background checks to work in day care; you’ve got to have a spotless record and character references to be a teacher: how on EARTH does a woman who got paid to take dicks up her ass get a pass through the gauntlet you have to go through to have any contacts with kids in institutional settings? A friend of mine was turned down to be a classroom volunteer in his kid’s school, because he admitted to smoking pot in college. The same guy had a security clearance when he was in the military, and is a lawyer now.
Personally, I don’t care if it’s Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Sasha Grey, or Lady Gaga–if they get paid for whoring for the camera/public, I wouldn’t want them reading to my kids. I’d prefer an actual role model, someone who has to earn a living the way most real people have to, do it.
Because what’s the point of having a celebrity come in and read to kids, anyway? Aside from some sports figures and a few kid-oriented media stars, there’s little benefit to the kids themselves. The point must be to drum up parental interest & publicity for the program. And that’s pretty lame reasoning.
“Oh, The Places You Will Blow!” amirite?
Don’t even get me started on “I Had Trouble in getting to Solla Sollew”
Even a google image search with the Strict setting delivers enough skank-level pics to confuse the elementary school mind. Honestly, her saying that she isn’t “defined” by her past is a little insulting. You tongued assholes and drank martini glasses full of cum (in HD), sorry but you don’t get to pretend that shit didn’t happen. Stay the fuck out of the schools and go volunteer at a women’s shelter if you want to contribute to society. I’m sure she’s really unhappy with all the media attention this has gotten.
i think parents were upset cuz kids ask questions… lots of questions. That gets annoying, and when the questions have somewhat child inappropriate answers it results in a migraine. Same reason parents get up in arms about any kind of religion being taught in schools. Touchy subjects=migraines. And headaches suck. “Who is Sasha Grey…what kind of actress…what’s an adult movie…why is the sky blue?”… MIGRAINE. Or even worse, it could be a brain tumor. You should probably get that checked out. Yes, Sash Grey causes brain tumors.
A girl who has done porn reading a book to my children? No way!
I need good role models for my kids at school, because they sure as $hit aren’t getting them at home!
Did she bring her awards to class? Did she introduce herself as a former porn actress? No? Well then…
And, unless it has been disclosed she does in fact have some emotional or mental issues that control her life, I don’t think it is fair to just declare her “damaged goods”.
But, ya, whoever booked this fucked up. They should have seen the potential shitshow.
wow does a gray long sleeve t-shirt and mom jeans scream “hot porn star”. parents are dumb. as long as she’s not coercing the kids and/or molesting the kids… then okay. geez. even Jesus loved hookers.
I’d let her read to my kids. Afterwards I’d invite her to have a chat with the Mrs about a few things too.
Has anyone thought about the possibility that this is faked? I mean, attention whores make sex tapes to get famous. Do porn stars have to leak pictures of themselves doing normal acceptable things?
Well, this is such an outrage that I’m going home and perusing the works of Ms. Grey IN DEFIANCE. Take THAT, Morality Squad.
Just saw the clip of Sasha Grey on the View. She named herself after the singer of KMFDM. Your argument is invalid
California is so hard up for cash, they;d probably even let Scott Peterson read to kids if he was willing to do it for free.
I’m betting at least half those kids knew who she was as soon as she walked in the room and recognized her from the videos they’ve most likely already seen.
This bitch gives porn stars a bad name
It would’ve been so awesome if I could’ve googled my teachers when I was younger and found streaming archives of them getting DP’d. I’m looking at you, 11th grade Spanish teacher.
I hate the term “damaged goods” because you are looking down on them without knowing about their personal life. The stereotypes against the adult film industry make out everyone to be “damaged goods” when her life if much like most other people. She did not use her stage name so kids will not be googling Sasha Grey and even if she did if you are not watching your own kids surfing habits on the internet then you are doing far worse than a porn star reading Dr. Seuss.
She’d make one hell of a sex education teacher.
“I’d feel more comfortable leaving a kid alone with Sasha Grey for a few hours than I would with a priest any goddamn day.”
Absolutely! I would include reverend in there too.
Hahaha, and people wonder why America’s education system is screwed. Wonder if a school in Japan or South Korea would allow this. Why bring in a mattress-actress to read to the children and not a scientist or mathematician or maybe the person who actually wrote some of those kids books?
A school in Compton no less, hahaha
This is why everyone says this country is going to shit. She was reading, it appears to be a Dr. Seuss book, to kids. She was not there for Career Day telling kids they should do porn. She clearly passed the fingerprint requirement because she has done nothing illegal. She was dressed appropriately for the occasion. She obviously used her real name and was introduced as an actress, which she is. If a kid asked their parents what movies she’s been in, they would not know because they would not know her real name.
There is NOTHING here.
Balls: +1
The f***ing porn world and the pediatric education world should not intersect. I don’t think that it’s “prudish” to believe that; I think that it should be pretty much common f***ing sense.
I’m under the impression she didn’t do porn for the kids.
Great article.
I feel quite the same as Balls of Steel.
The point here is that Sasha Grey is a successful, respectable woman, regardless of her past as an adult film star. The kids didn’t know about that, they’re not going to find out.
None of you chastising her have any right anyways, as I am almost certain none of you have volunteered to do something similar for a class.. and I am just as certain that those of you with kids don’t even read to them yourself.
Grow up and realize when someone’s doing something beneficial.
I may be a bit of a hypocrite but Ron Jeremy working at a soup kitchen seems like a bad idea.
/You see, because he would eat the meals…. oh, never mind.
“Oh they’re going to Google her!”
Are you people retarded? I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t introduce herself as “Sasha Grey the ex-porn star” to the kids. She’d be “Miss Sasha” or “Sasha” or whatever, a volunteer READING to the kids. I doubt any of them even Google her or really even remember her name.
Hey Brady’s; she used here real name for the kids, which is not Sasha Grey, so yeah, your point is even stronger.
Plus in those pictures the kids look happy, they look like they are having fun. Quit condemning and go read to some kids.
I fully agree Cajun. Why is this an issue? As long as she’s clothed who cares? She’s a former porn star, not a child molester.
does anyone remember who read to them in elementary school? As long as no one parades it around to the kids, how are kindergartners going to figure this out?
Kids love attention from strangers, and the schools are desperate for volunteers, have you been in one lately? the student to teacher ratio has shifted a lot.
We let Alan Greenspan smash our economy into the groud, despite his conflict of financial interests, We fucking let Dick Cheney be our damn vice president for fucks sake, we let kids watch stupid mind-rotting shit like twilight and stupid tv. We let kids slip through the cracks everyday because there is not enough resources in the school. Why the fuck do we care that a girl got naked, and did some stuff that some would call raunchy, and then put her clothes back on and volunteered… to help children. oooOOoo scandalous.
To all the people upset about Sash reading to their kids, when was the last time you read to them? I would say about 90% of you have not. Do you honestly think 1st and 3rd graders even had a clue who she was before the uproar most likely not. Now all the parents that are upset over this are most likely letting the kids hear all the sexually explicit songs on the radio, most likely letting them watch television that has sexual content. So please if you are going to be upset about someone reading to your children in a supervised environment, please make sure that your children do not listen to any of the music that is out there till they are of legal age and so goes for prime time television. What I am trying to say is that do not be so hypocritical! You are upset because she has done porn, so what. She is dressed very plane Jane no different than any other person. Everyone deserves a second chance and I will start by giving you a second chance to apologize for being such a dumb ass.
Better Sasha Grey than Jerry Sandusky. Or a Catholic priest. Or Ted Haggard. Or…
I’d rather have Sasha Grey reading to my kids than the Po-Po pepper spraying and baton-ing them. Let’s save a little outrage for the real problems in our society today.
I still remember when Linda Lovelace came to my kindergarten to read to us way back when. She was very nice and polite, and dressed rather conservatively except for the lack of of a bra (that was a 70s thing, not a porn thing.)
What I remember most is how helpful she was in tutoring my female classmates in the fine art of fellatio when I asked her to pass along a few tips. I didn’t get snaggle-toothed for the rest of the school year.
Also, she didn’t use her porn name either. Her real name was Jizzy McSlutski.
Couldn’t they have had her read on ‘Bring your Father to Class’ day? You know, two birds with one stone….
The question remains: do I want some gutterslut reading to my kids? I would say “no”.
@Snake: Do you really think that your kids won’t have teachers who haven’t done stuff just as filthy as her? Had TMZ not been there, this would have been a non-issue. The fathers would have recognized her, but wouldn’t have dared say anything. The mothers wouldn’t have recognized her. The teacher’s probably glad that SOMEONE else gives a fuck about these kids.
HOLY SHIT PEOPLE.
Sasha Grey is NOT her real name.
She used her ACTUAL name. Mary Carey visited my friend’s HS in Florida, she introduced herself by her actual name.
And if your first or third grader can recognize Sasha Grey, then you have fucking failed as a fucking parent; so shut right the fuck up.
Seriously, think about it. What fucking kid went home and said, “Mommy! Mommy! The lady with no gag reflex read to me today!” Are you serious?
And here’s the other thing – half the people pissed about this shit probably send their kids to Catholic schools or some shit. Now you tell me who I’d rather have my kid around? Uh, porn star please. Out of all those fathers at those schools chances are at least one is probably some sort of deviant.
But really, fuck that noise. This is the thing that REALLY kills me, and CajunBoy nailed it. She gets filmed having sex, whatever. I’ve had people at my mom’s church remove their kids from my fucking FREE SAT tutoring in a poor neighborhood because they didn’t feel comfortable with an atheist teaching their kids things. And hey, cool; I get that. I referred them to my friend, who had gotten drunk and tripleteamed at a party two weeks back. You don’t know shit about what people do in their spare time, man. That nice 7th grade algebra teacher? Loves transexual BDSM. That civics teacher with the uncanny smile that always stays after school to help? Turns out he’s into granny porn.
Everyone has their shit. Shut the fuck up. What the fuck do you want Sasha to do when she’s not working – snort coke and collect unemployment? At least she’s doing something to improve her community while you sit at home eating Doritos and jacking off.
Seriously, this is why I hate people sometimes.
I love the “well, someone is reading to the kids, who cares?” argument. You fucking philistines. Teachers usually read to their kids; just because some hipster skank feels the need to doesn’t make it cool for everyone.
I agree having a Scientoligist read to your kid or a creepy Mormon would be worst. How would your child know what she did if you had better internet security.
Most parent’s would lose their ever-loving minds if they knew what the regular teachers got up to on their vacation. And most teachers would be apoplectic to learn what sort age-inappropriate bull**** some of their students are raised around.
The key word is former and she didn’t tell the kids what she used to do for a living, so put down your stones,unless I’m address a bunch of people who don’t sin,in which case I apologize vehemently.
Oh no! Some skank might rub off on a kid through an odd interpretation of Doctor Seuss!
Is it weird that I agree with both sides?
1st Sasha Grey is not her real name, so i wouldn’t worry about the children googling it. 2nd i’m sure they didnt announce she was a porn star to the kids, they prolly dont even know she was famous
I just find it inappropriate that she read a book called cockbreath.
Wait, What? Oh, she read “Dog Breath”
I don’t know why I thought it was cockbreath.
I shouldn’t read to kids.
I’d rather have someone who doesnt pretend to be someone she isnt than a thug sports star who only does it to fulfill his contractual obligations then goes out and shoots himelf while carrying an illegal firearm or calling the commisioner of his league a slave trader, or beating his wife. If she isnt doing porn anymore who cares! She is trying to do something to better herself and the childrens lives. More power to her