EveryTweet_Ever Is Aptly Named, Hilarious

When Joe Mande (comedian, "Look At This F--king Hipster" guy, and sometimes instigator of hilariously surreal Twitter arguments) introduced us to @EveryTweet_Ever, calling it "probably the only twitter account you need to follow," we knew it had to be good. It didn't disappoint. Over the past couple of days, this new Twitter account has shot out dozens of oddly familiar tweets and self-referential observations about Twitter and social media in general.

Some of our favorites are collected after the jump. As a bonus, you can come back to this post every day instead of visiting Twitter and feel like you're reading your usual Twitter feed in record time. We're nothing if not helpful.