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TAGS: ALISON BRIE, anthony weiner, ASHTON KUTCHER, BARACK OBAMA, BEST OF 2011, BEYONCE, BRYAN STOW, Charlie Sheen, CHILDISH GAMBINO, CHRISTINA HENDRICKS, GABRIELLE GIFFORDS, Harold Camping, Herman Cain, Jay-Z, KATE UPTON, kim jong il, LOUIS C.K., michele bachmann, Moammar Gadhafi, osama bin laden, PATRICE O'NEAL, PEOPLE OF THE YEAR, PIPPA MIDDLETON, PITBULL, REBECCA BLACK, RON SWANSON, SKIP BAYLESS, STEPHEN COLBERT, STEVE JOBS, tim tebow
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My girl crush on Alison Brie has gotten out of hand. Thank You for naming her as woman of the year. Well done. Kudos for also mentioning Childish Gambino.. but where is my precious Joel McHale?
He would have been an honorable mention, as he is my hetero man crush.
Aw, you even managed to shoehorn in my beloved Hawkeyes!
*suck-starts disruptor pistol*
You missed a golden opportunity to photoshop Patrice into the iPhone Jobs is holding.
We should hire this guy
I’M ONLY ONE MAN!
I can attest that Burnsy almost died creating this post. So let’s cut him some slack.
A mighty fine list you’ve got yourself here, Burnsy! You earned that Mayor’s sash!
Many people believe that he is the purest form of evil in this universe, and therefore a questionable choice.
Because he is, dammit.
And Ron Swanson should be a role model for everybody, not just guys. He’s that awesome.
So this Pitbull guy is an actual person? With fans? I thought he was just Dr Pepper’s marketing team’s lame attempt at trying to brand themselves as hip and “what all the…uh, ‘urban’ kids are drinking” like what McDonald’s tries to do nowadays.
Seeing Christina Hendricks and Alison Brie in the same post has put my Faputron 2000 into overdrive.
Well done Sir! And the rest of the list is pretty great too!
Rapping is so awesome. Love that stuff.
I am the only one who thinks the Beyonce is going the whole surrogacy route with this “pregnancy” thing?
That forgotten password thing isn’t as funny as this site keeps saying it is!
Skip Bayless > Stephen A. Smiff.
Just sayin’.
The only one I cared about was CG. Ugh, love him!
I come here for DJ Lance from Hey Gabba Gabba and you give me Childish Gambino.
Booooooooooooo….
Donald Fucking Glover. That’s it, we’re over.
Seeing as My short attention span can oly cover the most recent post, I gotta say kudos for not including Kutcher’s adultery in his villainy. The ridicouls People magazine fueled campaign against him has one of the sorriest aims i’ve ever seen: feel sorry for the woman who was dumb enough to marry a guy 20 years younger than her.
/shows self out
Dog of the year not a corgi?? UPSET OF THE CENTURY!!
nice that you gave in and listened to camp, its good, but his previous stuff: culdesac, ep, i am just a rapper 1 and 2, are as good if not better… and lupe’s lasers was good? That’s some “words I’ve never said”.
Wonderful list, especially the Man, Woman and the Christina Hendricks boobs of the year. Two nitpickings (yep, I’m that guy) are that I’m going to say the Obama dog is a French Bulldog and not a pug. Also, didn’t they arrest 3 people in connection with the Stow beating?
Louis C.K. was entertainer of the year by far.
Annie’s Christmas Song was the sexiest thing I saw all year.
And I will never unh buy a record yeah that has unh the word yeah ‘featuring’ unh in the credits. Unh ever yeah. Word to your mother.
Weiner had “the makings of a future president?” Sorry about your loss. Maybe you and Jon Stewart could comfort each other with tender hugs.
“Jerry Sandusky, had just been accused by multiple men of being sexually abused by him”
So, Sandusky was accused of being abused by himself? What’s all the hubbub about, then? Or is the “him” Joe Paterno? And if that’s the case, then shouldn’t the accusations be directed at Paterno? Sounds like another “blame the victim” situation.
Grammar aside, great list. Louie FTW.