
Upping the creepiness ante on celebrites without eyebrows, FreakingNews.com recently conducted a three day "bearded women" photoshop contest ($5 first prize!) to unearth the surreal talents of disturbed underground photoshoppers the web wide. I'm not sure who won, but I do know mustache rides have a whole new meaning.
It's not so much the bearded ladies that freak me out (we've all spent our fair share of time around carny folk, right?). It's the detail that's been put into chest and arm hair -- and even the occasional unibrow or furry shoulder -- that is going to fuel my nightmares. The contest might as well have been a call to re-imagine female celebrities as Serbian men.
So here are the twenty creepiest, according to yours truly. I was going to title each one but decided some ladies are so unrecognizable it might be fun to debate in the comments. Also I'm lazy and slightly hungover.



















I think we know who won first place in our hearts.



that just ruined so many of my fantasies.
But it fueled so many others.
Give Emma Stone a ZZ Top beard and it won’t matter. STILL WOULD.
holy crap, number 6 is Prince.
Bearded Mila Kunis looks eerily like Dave Navarro.
That’s because Dave Navarro looks like a bearded lady.
Some of the beards/moustaches are familiar, can we name them all?
I could have sword there were at least 2 Selleck’s and at least one ‘dude from Iron and Wine’
I think Emma Stone’s was Conan O’Brien’s.
Aniston = Pitt
Megan Fox in a beard looks like the carny that Britta had the hots for.
Angelina is Benjamin Harrison!
Katy Perry is Russell Brand!
Sarah Silverman looks eerily natural with a beard. Also I’m not sure if she looks more like Jason Lee or Dave Grohl
I’m here on a sunday, A SUNDAY