For the most part, President Obama’s gay marriage announcement yesterday, which you may have heard about, was greeted with celebration, if not “ABOUT DAMN TIME.” For the most part.
However, deep in the darkest part of the internet's as$hole, where Taggart from Blazing Saddles is considered a role model, room temperature IQ dolts everywhere either misread the news or immediately deduced that because Obama’s for gay marriage, or at least not against gay marriage, well, he MUST be gay. Ipso facto and sh*t LOL.
I’m, of course, talking about Twitter, where any dullard with a laptop (or access to a local library, where they can reserve a spot on a desktop) can voice their opinion. And boy did the idiots come out yesterday! Here are 20 folks who believe that Obama is gay, oftentimes using very emphatic language to make their, um, point. As much as I love America and free speech, I hate these people so much.
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Faith in humanity fading…fading…
Its a good thing there wasn’t Twitter years ago or else we would’ve seen things like “@Abe-Lincoln wantz 2 free slavez. OMG HIM MUST HAZ THE JUNGLE FEVER 4 DA BLAX!! #junglelove”
hahaha im weak
@ Hilarity Ensues
You still have faith in humanity? lol
Moments like these make me glad that I continue to not be a part of Twitter.
Posts like this make me feel so much better about myself, but I don’t know if the deflating depression that comes after the self-esteem boost is really worth it.
Also, fuck the guy in #19. Well, fuck all of them, but fuck #19 hard.
Some of these have to be a joke, right? I mean, c’mon, #13 has to be. That being said, agreed with @armorcladinosor, fuck #19
I don’t usually get all punchy and stabby… Oh wait, yes I do. Fuckin’ bluewaffles.
I was hoping this was going to funny/sad, instead it was just super depressing.
I dunno, I laughed at “WTF Fuck.”
@JoshK, completely agreed. I reread that one half a dozen times before moving on, to really savor the stupid. “Idiocy with undertones of illiteracy and a nice nutty finish.”
People are just stupid. All of these people who’ve made these comments need to not breed or interact with anyone, ever.
It amazes me that these mouth-breathers know how to use Twitter.
Let’s just hope they’re all sterile.
All right, Tyler Hinckley, I’ll wait. While we’re waiting, I’m curious: has anyone ever met or heard of a Tyler who wasn’t a dickless halfwit?
So let’s see… Obama’s a socialist, a Kenyan, a Muslim, a friend of terrorists, a flat-out liar (boooring), and now a homosexual. I wonder if there’s any president in the history of America who’s been attributed to so many groups of “others.” I’m totes wondering as to where that stems from. #blackguy
I appreciate AimeeBee’s self-deprecating, non-accusatory approach, though. I don’t think she really belongs with the rest of these knuckle-draggers.
“I’m curious: has anyone ever met or heard of a Tyler who wasn’t a dickless halfwit?”
Go watch Fight Club and take that back!
I mean a person that exists. Tyler Durden didn’t really even exist in the world of the movie he was in.
Number 14 is quite hilarious, especially in the recent wake of the NC vote.
Yup. I wonder if that guy knows what rights are. He’s probably thinking of… publicity, or manicures, or something.
Black people can’t vote, right? Are they really people? Or just complex machines?
Hey are poptarts sentient? This one is kinda hissing at me. Do you want back in the microwave? Just stop hissing.
I mean the logic is flawless: supporting not limiting rights on a group of people means you belong to that group of people.
Wait, “empathy”? Dude, you can’t just go around making up words.
This is the stance I’d like to see Obama take on gay marriage:
[www.youtube.com]
I’d be depressed that these people each have a vote that counts the same as mine, but I’m pretty sure they think voting is something you only do when Ryan Seacrest gets on the teevee and tells them to.
20 dipshits on twitter = 20 reasons twitter is the worst invention ever.
The lack of literacy on the parts of all these little boys and girls is hilarious. As for all of them saying homosexuality is disgusting:Disgust is usually fear based on seeing something of oneself reflected in another person. Then there is the unnatural part, to that I say. [www.amazon.com]
Its time to stop trolling
This is the most rediculous thing I’ve ever read.