
It’s 4:15 p.m. on a Sunday. You’re already thinking of enjoying Breaking Bad or hate-watching The Newsroom, assuming you’re not at a screening of The Dark Knight Rises, adding to the film’s $160 million weekend total. (So much for box office figures not being released.) All you want from the world right now is a dumb, goofy video that reminds you why you love the Internet. Might I, via Reddit, introduce you to Takeo Ischi?
Mr. Ischi is a former engineer from Japan who moved to Europe and became a singer/yodeler, under the tutelage of the famed Franzl Lang. I don’t know what’s going on the music video for “New Bibi Hendl 2011,” but I do know I could watch Ischi sing to chickens for hours and that Google Translate isn’t being helpful with the lyrics:
Gel mei Bibi-Hendl, gel bi-bi
gel mei Bibi-Hendl, jetzt duckst Di!
to
Bibi-gel my chicken, gel bi-bi
Bibi-gel my chicken, now crouch Di!
“Bibi-gel my chicken” is a catchphrase just waiting to happen.
(Via)



i think i hate you man
I bet he’s the missing Von Trapp child.
Well for one thing, he’s not singing in German. I’m half German and spent half of my life over there – that is not German he’s singing in. I’ve lived in different parts of Germany and there are different dialects and what not, but I never went anywhere that had a completely different language (Austria, etc.). I just found this video and can’t figure out what language it’s in and can’t find any references on the ‘net for it either.