She's an old-time ambassador
Of sweet talking night walking games
Oh and she's known in the darkest clubs for pushing ahead of the dames
And if she says she can do it, then she can do it
Those are the lyrics to David Bowie's "Queen Bitch," supposedly about Velvet Underground frontman Lou Reed, but they work just as well for the actual sassy Queen, Elizabeth, who looked mighty unimpressed during the Olympics' Opening Ceremony last night. It didn't take long for people on the Internet, which I'm pretty sure the Queen has no idea exists, to begin spelling out what she was thinking at the time.
Who knew she liked Gotye so much?
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I’m assuming that was her reaction to her country’s quasi-futuristic track suits.
The ceremonies needed more daleks
Ah, sweet corgi payoff!
She appears to be channeling her inner Gus Fring. I hope there weren’t any boxcutters lying around.
Damn, thats a cut-throat joke kid!
The Queen must have the best bladder control of any 86-year-old on the planet.
I mean, you’d assume they’d give her adult nappies or something, except that her husband came down with a kidney infection recently, probably from holding it in through hours of ceremonial bullshit. So if you find yourself wondering why the Queen has permanent bitchface, consider that she’s probably counting down the seconds until her next potty break.
She has someone else piss for her.
England’s reckoning
you win forever!
I would think spending a good portion of your life sitting through all sorts of ceremonal crap would leave you with a perminate look of boredom.