Overheard in the dressing room of a sad Florida strip club last night…
“Hey Mercedes…what did you do over the weekend?”
“Oh nothing much, Lexus…got a tattoo on my butthole. That’s about it.”
“OMG what was that like?”
“It felt SO F*CKING GOOD…SO GOOD!”
Butthole tattoos are the tramp stamps are the new anal bleaching, y’all. You heard it here first. Deuce-deuces. (This should go without saying but the video above is slightly NSFW.)
(HT: Ufford)
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Sigh.. It’s an investment.
After living her for a decade, I can attest that there is nothing more quintessentially Miami than this video.
So I assume she’s an engineer or scientist or something?
and I’m sure her parents are quite proud.
It’ll be an interesting topic of discussion at her next MENSA meeting.
MENSA? Is that the plural of menses?
So no one even cares what the tat was?
Probably a sign that says, “Enter Here” or “VIP’s Only”
I thought maybe she was an Albert Pujols fan.
Didn’t she say it was her boyfriend’s name? Although an ex’s name would probably be more appropriate.
/Exit Only
/Entry Permitted
/Sigmoidoscope Goes Here
/Condoms Optional
/Wrong Hole
/If You Can Read This You’re Too Close
/Object May Be Bigger Than It Appears
/Speed Limit: 5 MPH
Actually, it was a phrase of power written in the Black Speak, a language invenetd by Lord Sauron to control all of Middle Earth. It reads:
“One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.”
I hope it’s a little Boba Fett falling into it.
lol
Well played.
Fantastic.
seriously. still laughing about this. made my morning.
Welp, everyone out of the internet, we have our winner for the day.
Internet commenters, you might as well take the rest of the week off. You’re not gonna top this one.
“I’m an asshole”
What are the odds it says “Exit Only” ?
Yeah, I doubt it, too.
“I’m 22!!! DEUCE DEUCES!!!”
Whatever drug she is on, I’ll have some.
She looks like she’s just having a grand time there…
Florida you say?
Yo Ohio, you’re up.
Hopefulyl her
friendshook-ups took her out for some hard drinking and late night Taco Bell. That way she could sit crying on the toilet the next morning and contemplate the series of mistakes that put her in that spot. FEEL THE BURN!High Wind Advisory or Caution: Mudslides
But seriously, if there is a “Butthole Tats: Female Division” tumblr, let me know.
Am I the only sick asshole that finds this somewhat erotic?
she got the brown tooth to match the brown eye…..double deuces
I made a meme in her honor: [drawnstoddentweets.tumblr.com]
“Scratch and sniff”
TRAMP STAMP DELUXE!
The rest of the balloon will go on her butt cheek.
“Two Drink Minimum”
Those first few poops are going to be uncomfortable…
ecstasy is a hell of a drug
miners welcome! enter at own risk- sixteen people still reported missing in this hole. own lighting optional!
Is it even legal to tattoo someone who is so obviously sh*tfaced?
This girl is pretty wild. Wonder how she’s gonna feel when she takes a dump. LOL.
anyone else notice she looks like the ermagerd girl all grown up?
yup
Suggestions for the next tattoo…
“insert here”
“find out just how deep the rabbit hole goes”
“please leave a deposit”
“visitor parking”
“feed me”
All *much* more sensible choices than what she already has scrawled near her sphincter. Names of *boyfriends*!?
Then again, I suppose she could be making a less-than-complimentary statement about that pair of paramours. Beats Piss Christ, if so.
Yield to oncoming traffic…
Thing is, it will still show in her business outfit.
I think the USS Cygnus should be hovering near it.
I don’t need to look at the tattoo. I already know it says “DADDY ISSUES”