Though it feels like we’ve known her our whole life, we were only introduced to the Girl with the Butthole Tattoo four days ago. Oh, how time flies when you’re reading about inked anuses. Jacob Katel, a writer for the New Times Broward-Palm Beach, got every writer’s dream assignment and interviewed GWTBT, real name Maria Louise Del Rosario, about, well, why the hell she has a butthole tattoo. It’s fascinating, sad, and trashy.
It’s Florida.
When I was 19, I was dating a pill-head. He couldn’t keep his dick up so I started watching porn, and the only thing that entertained me was butt sex. So, I bought a toy and started playing with myself.
When I broke up with the pill-head I asked my neighbor Vince to help me with moving his stuff out. We were real comfortable together and I told him I was curious about my little butt so he got me into it and stuff, and I was like y’know, let’s brand it, but I want it in your handwriting. So he got a black marker, and signed my ass in big bold letters and then put 999, so when you flip me over it says 666.
When I got it tattooed, he held my cheeks open while I was choking myself from the pain. Then we ended up breaking up because he said he couldn’t see us getting married or starting a family. (Via)
All the video commenters, the first night I cried myself to sleep, but when I woke up in the morning and it had half a million hits, I smiled. I ain’t gonna stop till I reach the top. What I wanna do with all the fame is pursue my modelling shit. I wanna show off my ink, butt naked, not clothes and crap like that. When you show off your body, it’s what God blessed you with. (Via)
The guy who had me put in jail was named Rockwood. He hated seeing Vince there when we had sex, so for his birthday I covered it up with “Rockwood” because if we broke up then “I rock wood in my ass.”
So we broke up and his mom put me in jail. She thinks I’m a whore from the streets. Her son used to steal all her jewelry and pawn it for drugs, so she manipulated the detectives into believing it was me.
Jail woke me up though. We were all in one big room, full of bad bitches. I was showing them all my butt hole tattoo. One girl nicknamed me “dick sh*t.” I still don’t know what it means. On my birthday they even made me a card that said “F*ck Hallmark, this is jailmark.” (Via)
She’s going to be the Queen of the Juggalo Ball at next year’s Gathering.
(Via)
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“Then we ended up breaking up because he said he couldn’t see us getting married or starting a family.”
Clearly his loss.
I got to move out of Florida, if only to get away from this kind of genius.
‘We were all in one big room, full of bad bitches.’
Kreayshawn’s ghostwriter?
My thought exactly
“What I wanna do with all the fame is pursue my modelling shit”
Oh god I hope that doesn’t mean what I think it means
I think she’s tremendous.
Agreed. She operates on a level that… well, there is no language to describe it.
So, how long before she lands on a reality show? Or have we finally found someone who’s too trashy for reality TV?
I saw a clip of Bad Girls Club on the Soup today where one girl peed into an ice bucket while taking a limo ride, then handed it to the driver. I think this girl will fit right in on the reality show circuit.
If Tila Tequila “made it,” I don’t see why she can’t
“What I wanna do with all the fame is pursue my modelling shit”
Is there a “Butthole Fancy” that I don’t know about? However I would gladly watch the porno she will eventually be starring.
Can you blame me? I wasn’t going to take that bitch home to mom.
“I ain’t gonna stop till I reach the top,” said the bottom.
Kim K. watch out
He couldn’t get it up so SHE started watching porn? Wouldn’t it have worked better the other way around?
I mean, I’m not trying to deny any butt enthusiast her porn, I’m just looking at this from a practical POV.
On the plus side, If she mates with a guy who has a barber pole tattooed on his dick, I heard the singularity finally occurs.
LMAO!!
She’s living the woman version of James Frey’s Million Little Pieces.
Is his story just as fake as his?
Her signature move should be a butthole wink.
Is it just me, or has Stieg Larson’s literary production dropped of in quality since he died?
No, Larsson’s work was always as bad as this.
If she can teach her ass to sing “Papa-oom-mow-mow” I might be impressed.
hey, you guys, just in case you haven’t already seen it like a 1000 times (just once more with feeling): [i.imgur.com] (pretty glorious, actually)
Somebody didn’t get enough hugs as a child. Or maybe she got too many.
I don’t know, you guys. I think I’d have sex with her and take it ass to mouth. I doubt she’d be too offended.
I never thought we’d need a more insulting term than “tramp stamp” but here we are. May I suggest Stink Ink.
Yay! [drawnstoddentweets.tumblr.com]
Anyone else think she looks just like mila kunis?
From behind.
Tough, sweetie! You are a real winner (translation: LOSER) Seems you have a real problem with you ass and other men in general…..Get a life, girl! Tat, or no tat, you have a real kink in the personality department!!!!
She looks like Busy Phillips
Rode hard and put away wet.
I call foul. The tattoo is clearly in the taint and not in the butthole itself.
/surprised my phone’s predict-a-word/autocorrect allowed the word taint.
Notice she covered her nipples while getting the tat? And you all thought she had no dignity.
Man, her ghetto honesty and straightforwardness is hot.
I hope the tatoo is a Sarlacc Pit.
The Girl with the Butthole Tattoo: the unknown 4th book by Stieg Larsson (it wasn’t as successful as the other 3 books.)
“When you show off your body, it’s what God blessed you with.”
She’s quite obviously a highly christard…..I mean christian girl!