There are few things in life funnier than a local news interview subject captions. It works on so many levels: local news is hilarious, people who are interviewed on local news are almost always weird, and the captions are being written by underpaid employees who think, "Sure, this man can be described as 'Has Seen It All'." Here's a collection of some of the funniest, many from comedian Mike Sacks's excellent "Photos of TV" series.
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This best of list is incomplete without “Forced to Eat Own Beard.”
YES. Every click I was thinking “Ok, ‘Forced to Eat Beard’ has to be next”
Haha news organizations be naming.
My favorite is “lives behind gas station”.
“Likes Turtles” needs to be on here.
“Attacked at Chuck E. Cheese” – I must hear this story.
“Comedian/Masturbator”
God, how I wish I could have “Former Monkey Owner” after my name.