Every few months the media goes nuts over a new “deadly teen trend” — typically one involving a handful of kids getting wasted in some form or fashion by unorthodox methods — designed to scare old people out of their adult diapers. The most recent one, as you may recall, involved girls inserting vodka-soaked tampons into their lady-boxes. Naturally, the young bros out there could not let it stand that the ladies were out-WTFing them, so now we have “butt-chugging,” apparently.
What’s butt-chugging, you ask? Oh nothing just ingesting booze through your a-hole, that’s all. Allow this hilarious Huffington Post article to explain…
Early Saturday, 20-year-old Alexander P. Broughton of Pi Kappa Alpha was brought to the emergency room and showed a blood-alcohol level thought to be “well over” .4, according to the Knoxville News Sentinel. They believe he ingested the alcohol by butt chugging. Broughton appeared to be “extremely intoxicated and showed signs of physical and possible sexual assault,” a report obtained by the Knoxville News Sentinel states.
Butt chugging was formally known as an alcohol enema. An individual basically “drinks” the fluid into his or her rectum with a tube or hose. The alcohol’s effects come quickly and potently.
In the house, officers found several young males passed out in their bedrooms with “bags from wine boxes, some empty and some partially empty, strewn across the halls and rooms.”
Hahaha. Look, if frat bros want to Darwin Award themselves out of existence by giving each other Franzia enemas, I’m all for it. And if that doesn’t get ‘em then maybe doing “Franzia stands” will!
Now, for obvious reasons, here is Anderson Cooper talking about butt-chugging last night on CNN…
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just like regular chugging, to do it properly you have to relax your colon.
Kids these days don’t know their roots. Richard Gere practically invented this
At least the dumbasses didn’t use the good stuff.
I would love to see Jon Stewart do a segment on this, given this is his alumni fraternity.
Jon Stewart was a frat bro?! Say it ain’t so!
Cajun, did you miss the 80s? Jon Stewart was in them, and he was exceptionally fratty.
Same with Scott Van Pelt and Kyle Orton…
The last one makes sense.
I wish NOFX would get some credit for making the song Party Enema years ago. So proud this is my state. You can’t spell butt-chug without UT.
Forget the Beer Bong, forget the nitrous shots
Will somebody start pushing drugs on these kids so they will stop killing themselves with alcohol!
Seriously a few items for UT= Is there no student code of conduct violation here? Shouldn’t these “volunteers” be compelled to complete mandatory alcohol abuse classes at a minimum if not suspended or expelled?
This farce presser from B(UT)T CHUG U “volunteers” from the Tour de Franzia where the plantiff was nearly DOA .448 with rectal injuries & soiled trousers whose cousin said they were “butt chugging” and explained the phrase to police plus the other naked man passed out (plus 2 more passed out all treated by medical personnel) plus the other kid “observed with blood on the rear of his boxers” or “the brawlers” one with a cast, one with a black eye, one with the bloodied shirt are the “star witnesses” of these sworn affidavits? Hmmm plus police found tubing and other items used for enemas…
Plus photos and medical examinations of his injuries….
But let’s throw all that out Mr. Attorney and use a 3rd party observation from a UT alum:
“Frickin’ comedy gold, of course now my diploma will have a “butt-chugging skid mark” on it. After 20 years running ems I’ve seen enough alcohol poisonings; the worst I ever saw was this tiny little thing that pounded a 5th of vodka…she was at a 0.25 in the ER. There is no way you can drink a box of wine and hit 0.4.”