We here at UPROXX are big fans of sexy costumes. Ladies, if you want to be tattered-robes Khaleesi, we'll support your decision. Same goes for dudes who want to dress up as Sexy Ron Swanson for Halloween. But there is a limit one must be aware of when deciding on a costume. As Mean Girls taught us all too well, and Vince proved yesterday, not every outfits works just because you put the word "sexy" before it.
Here are 10 costumes you can buy on the terrifying Internet that fit the "WHY IS THIS SEXY" criteria.
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Uhhh excuse me, but sexy hamburger is a triple bypass survivor’s dream. Or Prince Fielder’s.
I like the sexy straightjacket.
I’ve dated a few girls that would have been right at home in the straight jacket. Crazy in the head crazy in the bed.
Exactly.
BDSM, too. Amiright?
I’m surprised there hasn’t been a redneck right winger woman out there who thought that going as “Sexy Muhammad” would be a good idea. You know, like Terry Jones’ wife or Bristol Palin or someone like that. Just to prove to “them ragheads” how GREAT that “Murrica is. Or whatever.
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Sexy Farm Animals FTW
That last woman… she’s sexy woman whose head is imapled on a guitar?
Well, at least you can practice your fingerings. If she won’t let you, you can strato-cast-her right outta the party.
I’m holding out for “Sexy Bacon and Eggs”.
Sexy farm animals…brings back memories.
For my cousin. Not me, my cousin. Just passing that on.
There ain’t nothin’ wrong with Sexy Indian — I’d poke-her-hontas all night long, bro!
Poke Her Hot Ass?
I fully support sexy Indian females.
So is #12 “McLovin”? Sexy hamburger? Never mind, awful joke.
I’m surprised there isn’t a “sexy astronaut” or “sexy deep-sea diver” with a midriff-baring space/dive suit.
The good looking one’s are always crazy.
I’d be turned on by a Sexy Chartered Accountant
You saw the top one on #5 and made the point that no woman should ever dress this way? You are a gay Redskins fan.
Sexy Indian is fine, as long as she’s not also wearing fright make up and a dead bird on her head. Sexy mental patient is probably a new character on American Horror Story.
Some of these other ones should really have the designers fired from a cannon into a prison cell. Especially the baby one.
What is wrong with the mouse costume? please explain.
If I was a few years younger and had the body for it, these costumes would be lots of fun. It sucks to get older.
Seems like your hating on yandy.com. btw im going as the sexy straight jacket one….
You are*