I don't have a child yet, but it's my belief — and please correct me if I'm wrong — that once you're a proud parent of a bouncing baby boy or girl, you lose all common sense. Your ability to think rationally goes into the garbage, with the used diapers. That's the only way I can possibly comprehend why a parent and/or legal guardian would dress their child up in any of the costumes in this post. They're supposed to be cute, I guess, but if you stop and think about what you're making your kid walk around on Halloween as, they're actually traumatizing.
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Haha, let's dress Little Timmy up as an old man who's on the verge of death. (Via)
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The costume that screams, "SIT ON MY BABY." (Via)
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I...I don't even know. (Via)
I'm including this one because lettuce? That has no place in a burrito. (Via)
He smacks his bitches up, but in a really adorable way. (Via)
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#14 is really offensive and completely inappropriate. Don’t have you kids go bat-face for Halloween.
Up Baby and Shark Baby are effing adorable.
*emails link to child protective services*
God bless YOU, Hobo baby.
Hobo baby – more coherent than regular hobo, equal on stench.
15′s a wrap, not a burrito, bro.
You sure 15 isn’t a falafel or something?
Lettuce absolutely has a place in burritos. ABSOLUTELY.
Traumatizing–and Awesome.
Most of these are awesome and made me LOL IRL. (Yay for lazy internet shorthand).
The parents of little Alex with his glass of milk deserve some kind of award. That kid is gonna have an awesome childhood.
No Human Centipede triplets? Internet parents really dropped the ball on that one.
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14 is just fantastic.
Why does burrito baby have a mustache?
Because burritos are Mexican. They all have moustaches, and a burning desire to come over here, take your jobs, and force the government to speak Spanish.
But they taste delicious.
#5 – look at that kid’s expression. He’s gonna grow up to be such a dickhead.
Yikes! Krampus baby – I hate it when parents pull that one out of the idea bag. Also, they just had to add a mustache to that burrito, didn’t they?
#5 made me think A Clockwork Orange.
Oh, really? Because that’s what it is.