In case you’re still really bitter about World War II, here’s a cathartic video just for you: a German man jumps into a frozen pond, ass-first…and the pond wins. It’s hilariously concise and all kinds of amazing. Try to make out what he says before he jumps, listen to the noise he makes while writhing in pain on the ice, laugh at his pre-jump pose, take comfort in the fact that he didn’t die (death’s a buzz kill).
The video’s labeled “Catch the Ice Dude,” but c’mon, Germany, “Staying NIEN” was right there for the taking. Not calling it that is the worst thing you’ve ever done.
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That is just grade A schadenfreude.
I also would’ve accepted “Ice-Nien” as an alternate title.
That looks like it hurt…he should ice that down.
HA! well played friend.
Where did all of Steve-O’s tattoos go? And why the fuck is he all of the sudden German?
“Muttafulka fuck de fucking vorld und my new band is ????”
Anybody catch that last part?
Motherfucker fuck the fucking goat in my new pants shh its cold, six kill?
He broke his tailbone right?
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker!!!!!
…And that’s how I feel sometimes about my days. Sad but hilarious. Thanks for the GIF.
The only thing that would have made this perfect is if he fell through the ice after he was pounding on it toward the end
Finally, a video that fits Vanilla Ice’s one hit wonder!! “Ice, ice, baby… baby too cold!”