
Over the weekend we told you that Esquire had named Mila Kunis as its “Sexiest Woman Alive” for 2012. Today the magazine published a few “extras” — quotes and photos from the cutting room floor — and it appears pretty evident that Mila doesn’t care much for the internet.
“I don’t Tweet…. There used to be too much emphasis on reviews. I think the Internet changed that. People don’t support each other anymore, in any industry. People are so eager to push somebody down — not even trash-talking, like the schoolyard bully. People ‘boo’ each other on the Internet, because it’s so immediate. Like, a person can talk shit about another actor, another director, because they’re protected by a screen. It’s super easy to do it — there’s no confrontation. You don’t have to meet the person.”
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“Fame forty years ago is very different than what fame is today. Forty years ago, you could go to a restaurant and you could go to the movies. You had a life. And, yes, you could walk down the street and people would holler and yell at you, but people didn’t have phones, let alone cellphones with, you know, cameras. Let alone instant Twitters and Instagrams and tweeting your location or talking about it on whatever — however these networks work. That instant source of location takes away from the mystery or the intrigue of the person — and it adds to the accessibility.”
Ypu see, this is why you should just make UPROXX the one website you visit regularly, Mila. I think you’ll find this to be a very safe place, despite the fact that you dated Macaulay Culkin and currently date Ashton Kutcher. You see, we would never judge you for your obvious romantic failings, Mila. EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES! (Lookin’ at you too, Megan Fox!) So come on — let’s cuddle!

We smell good. Just like we imagine you do in the quiet moments we spend together in my mind. Nothing at all creepy about that, right?
(Images via Esquire)



You know what else takes away from the mystery and intrigue? Self promotional photo shoots in various stages of undress.
“Wah people know too much about me. WAH. Theres too much invasion of privacy for celebrities. WAH. The people who made me famous and pay for this magazine/tv show/dvd/movie ticket say mean things about me. WAH”
-every famous rich person complaining about fame to a heavily read worldwide publication, ever.
You know who else likes self promotional photo shoots in various stages of undress? Dr. Zoidberg.
Don’t listen, Mila! We smell horrible.
But as for Twitter, I’ve never seen actors say anything about other actors on there that wasn’t 100% positive. I mean, there are the Jeselniks and the Jenny Johnsons and Rob Delaneys, but they focus more about the Kardashians and the recently deceased. Random nobodies are just as awful as anywhere else, though; that is true. Can’t fault anyone for wanting to avoid that.
Her butt says “yes” but her taste in men says, “run away!”
If shes so afraid of the net and all the fame issues she can go live like a hermit … or worse date that d bag kutcher….jung!
if she can convince AshKu to ditch Twitter, that’s a win, right? still sucks to learn she hates what is essentially my life.
how does this 29 year old know so much about how the world was 11 years before her birth, that she can testify with great veracity as to what it was like to be famous then. Listen honey, shut your mouth, wiggle that ass, and go full frontal in your next movie. No one cares about anything else you do or say.
AB, The World’s Greatest Hollywood Life Coach, we salute you.
To be fair, people in her line of work are basically extremely self-absorbed judgmental assholes. Then again, she chose this life. I’m sure the one hot girl that works the drive-thru window of the local fast food joint in a small town has to deal with everyone noticing where she is and what she does with who.
mila kunis is so beautiful i like her pictures with elisha kuthebert she is such a sweet heart i always collect her pics and uploaded some pictures on [www.clebinfo.com]
when people say something like, “she is such a sweet heart”, I doubt they really know how that comes off as. creepy as hell. At least to me anyways, but I’m nobody.