Things Paul Ryan has probably said in the last week, based solely on these photos of him working out from Time…
“Yo, bro, can I get a spot?”
“I need more Avenged Sevenfold in my workout playlist.”
“Mind if I work in a set?”
“I need new lifting gloves.”
“Can I get an extra shot of creatine in that whey protein shake?”
Paul Ryan is “Gym Guy.” This is becoming increasingly obvious. In other words, “Gym Guy” might be a heartbeat away from the presidency in a few weeks. I guess if he finds himself getting beat by Joe Biden in tonight’s debate, maybe Paul Ryan can challenge him to a pushup contest?
(Pics via Time)
UPDATE: The Internet Reacts!
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Who does this? Who takes pictures like this?
I was thinking the exact same thing. I cannot fathom the purpose of them other than maybe for a narcissist to jack off to.
People with poor judgment?
Who poses, in a studio, for pictures like this? Evidently epic douchetards do.
Paul Ryan IS Roy!
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Bangin, danke.
You know who will be impressed by these pics? Old fat people. They’ll all be like, “Damn, this guy does what I should have done all my life! He’s so together. I’m voting for that jagoff.”
exactly
The Todd is totally voting for Ryan. Veep Five!
WHAT.
I like Paul Ryan. There, I said it. I don’t like Romney, or Obama, or Biden. But I like Ryan.
You’re retarded.
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I say Barney Frank would make him his bitch.
I mean, if you’re going to go down that road, at least write 40 on the dumbbells. 25? Pussy.
And then I see the pic directly below with the 40′s. I’ll let myself out.
With all due repsect to Jay Cutler, the caption for the first photo pretty much has to be
DOOOOOOONNNNNN’TTTTT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEE!
Which also neatly sums up most of Ryan’s political views.
No words. Should’ve sent a broet.
interesting reference to Contact there.
Is it just me or does he kind of look like Michael Scott in that last photo?
Or Prison Mike
In the last picture he looks like Kermit the Frog.
That first pic coupled with the other pic I saw of him with a Nickelback poster in the background tell me all I need to know about this guy.
Clearly the photographer at Time is trolling Mittens and Ryan. There’s no way anyone could honestly look at these and take them seriously.