If you’ve been wondering if Mitt Romney has been on a milk bender ever since his loss to Obama in the presidential election, well, he may very well be on one. I mean, how could he not? The man basically spent the last decade of his life running for president and totally believed he had it in the bag, only to be derailed by America’s new freeloader majority and Chris Christie and kicked to the curb by the Secret Service. In the wake of his own personal tragedy, Romney has apparently hit rock bottom: HE’S PUMPING HIS OWN GAS!
We know this based on a photo posted to Reddit this morning by a user in La Jolla, California who snapped a pic of a disheveled-looking Romney at the pump. Of course, this could be a Photoshop, but it does appear to be genuine. Too bad for Romney this pic didn’t leak before the election — it actually might have made him appear more relatable to some people.
While this is all sort of sad, we here at UPROXX look forward to the Disheveled Mitt Romney meme the photo above is almost certain to give birth to.
(Via Reddit)
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Bruce Campbell is looking pretty old.
On the contrary, Ed O’Neill is looking pretty good.
This kind of picture would only have helped him. Don’t they realize that? Jeans don’t equal common man.
Where is a member of the 47% when you need some gas pumped? Fucking slackers.
Look at his right hand, I think he’s pumping more than gas.
Two weeks ago he had a phalanx of secret service agents in black SUVs running through stoplights, now this.
Gods, it makes me happy enough to cry. He’s the giver, I’m the taker.
“Ann, come see what I’ve purchased from the local convenience emporium! Did you know beef came in jerky form? You can chew on it all day. Its quite economical! And this novelty air freshener looks like a pine tree and, wait for it, smells like one too! Boy howdy, what a great time we live in!”
Fallen politicians always tend to look like Adrian Pasdar at the beginning of season 2 of Heroes*.
*This will be the only time I’ll ever acknowledge that Heroes had more than 1 season.
Heros was only ever a rip off of marvels underrated new universe comic D.P.7
Looks like he’s been on a 2 week long 2% bender. Get some sleep Mitt, you’ll get through this.