
Our good friends over at Fark recently ran a contest, asking readers to submit worst-case scenarios for the upcoming Star Wars: Episode VII, due out from Disney in 2015. The results were predictably horrifying (and with Michael Arndt writing the script, unlikely to come true), with depictions of Old Han and Old Chewie, Star Wars: The Meme Wars, and Star Wars Trek: Deep Space Nine somehow looking worse than Revenge of the Sith, yet still superior to Attack of the Clones.
(Related: has anyone rewatched Clones lately? I did last weekend, and it was worse than I remember; it's the Walmart of movies, with sleek bright lights attempting to distract you from how DEAD everything looks, to say nothing of the rolled up carpet of personality known as Hayden Christensen.)
Anyway, here are some of the best worst mockups, and you can view the whole batch here.















That’s Voyager, not Deep Space Nine…
*Pushes self into locker*
Dammit, now I’m forced to wonder what’s worse: Voyager or the prequels.
That Voyager one is downright terrifying. I’m now imagining it being a feature-length version of Threshold. Mother of god…
Written by Brandon Braga
Produced by Rick Berman
Directed by Uwe Boll
With a special guest appearance by Jar-Jar Binks and the cast of Twilight
Yup, this could be worse than the prequels
I laughed so hard at “Directed by Ewe Boll” that I freaked my dog out.
Me too. I think my dog assumed I was having a seizure.
I cant watch the prequels anymore after watching the redlettermedia analysis a few years back and I have no regrets
I laughed at “Uwe Boll” but I laughed even harder at the Voyager cast.
Man how can they have Star Wars without Yoda…..Star Wars: the next generation is going to suck….