
When we look back at the milestones moments of 2012, be they sports-related or otherwise, Michelle Jenneke‘s pre-race wiggle will be the George Washington on the Mount Rushmore that is this confusing metaphor. What I’m trying to say is: Michelle Jenneke is very cute and you should watch this video for the 486th time.
The Australian hurdler recently visited America, where, according to her Twitter, she hung out with people who aren’t me or you and, more importantly, did the Dougie in a What’s Trending video. Jenneke performed other Internet-friendly dances, too, but it’s all about the Dougie, if only because that was our introduction to Kate Upton, and now it’s worth wondering how quickly the Internet and the loins of millions would explode if Upton and Jenneke “collaborated.” That might replace “Gillian and Alison lingerie” as the official photo of UPROXX.



Man, I love that accent. Among other things.
I hope someone was fired over the fact that there’s no Cat Daddy in this video.
Oh Australia, 95% of the living things on that continent wants to kill you, but the other 5% apparently makes beautiful babies.
Awkward interviewers aside, I would make an entire island disappear in exchange for a date with.. what? They already did?! Fuuuuuuuuuck.
It makes me sad when people say gif or meme out loud.
I usually just pronounce them incorrectly on purpose when I say them out loud. My students aren’t paying attention anyway.
Jesus, please stop teaching at the bus stop. And take a fucking shower for a change, will ya?
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What show is this? And who is that guy? Even when dancing he maintained a very serial killer like look on his face…
I’m amazed the fruity Kraut didn’t mix it up with “Do za Hitler!, that’s it goosestep it out… now give me a zighiel-five”