
No meme has staggered past its expiration date in 2012 quite like once-charming “Gangnam Style” parodies, with dozens continuing to pop up every day. (“OPPA GANGVIETNAM STYLE”) They make “Call Me Maybe” spoofs seem quaint by comparison. Luckily, someone on Reddit found the single worst “Gangnam” video yet, meaning it’s time to bring the horse (dance) behind the barn and shoot it, for the good of the Internet.
According to YouTube uploader Cym4tic, “THIS IS NOT MY VIDEO. This is from my high school. And I hate my high school, so no shame. Feel free to hate it and share it with the world!” IF YOU INSIST. (Kid must be super popular.) The video begins with Rob Corddry’s female doppelganger sitting in a desk chair in a school…or is it??? The whole thing was apparently shot and edited by the same blind Korean who put together Gale’s karaoke video on Breaking Bad. The vocals follow a different melody than “Gangnam,” the bass is oppressive, and random white people throw their bodies all over the place without a lick of rhythm. Except this guy.

He’s won the Internet. Enjoy. I think.



Ok, how far did everyone else make it before trying to RIP YOUR FUCKING GENITALIA OFF TO TRY AND FEEL SOMETHING LESS PAINFUL
10sec
watched the whole thing, YOLO!!!
made it to 2:53 somehow.
HAHA!!!
Zero seconds. Call it a hunch, but I’m guessing there is no legitimate reason for me to watch this today. Or any day.
Dafuq did I just watch? And why were the lunchlady and the suits the best dancers?
The Lunch Lady learned from Chris Farley’s moves.
You know that feeling where you see something terrible and you wonder whether the people who made it were “in” on the joke? This is not one of those times.
You blew it, America. You fuckin’ blew it.
A little wobbly on the landing but still a 9/10.
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I call dibs on the dumb one
Corddry? More like Paul Scheer.
I came down to the comment section after reading just to put “Andre Nodick”. You beat me to it.
Yeah, he mixed up his bald Adult Swim live-action genre-parody series creator/lead actors.
I felt like I was being tortured for war crimes.
I made it 27 seconds into this before turning it off.
My university made a gangnam style video. Its officially jumped the shark and prison stabbed it.
couldn’t make it through a whole minute
What was up with the unnecessary use of green screen for locations that were easily accessible? Other than the girl on the roof they easily could have just shot at each location. Wow.
. . . they easily could have just BEEN shot at each location.
*fixed*
They green screened in a cafeteria background!? You showed me the lunch lady, I know damn well there is a for real cafeteria!
On reflection, I’m feeling that the makers and participants of this video aren’t actually allowed into Spartan High. For obvious reasons.
Two things; What the fuck is a high school doing with a computer lab full of macs? Also, I think they found the one black girl without rhythm at 2:23. Must be from spending time around all those white people. Dat’s raycess.
I refuse to believe there’s any explanation for this other than these kids are in some sort of sick hostage situation and are in serious danger.
They failed to composite in the short bus.
Why are they all so fat? Only the football team was not obese. Was it just that the overweight drama kids did this or is the whole school just diabetes’ waiting room?
0:37!