Babies, AM I RIGHT? Why do they smell weird? Why can’t they talk? Why are attractive people called “babes”? Isn’t that kind of creepy when you think about it? Did the Ramones ever retrieve theirs from the KKK? But most importantly: how are they born? Obviously the stork thing is a lie put together by Big Stork to get us to buy Vlasic Pickles, but until today, we had nothing else to believe. Photographer Patrice Laroche and his wife Sandra Denis have at last solved the mystery. The origins of babies, in seven steps.
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Shit, I’ve been going about this all wrong.
It’s a miracle we survived long enough for air compression technology to be invented. Inflating that shit by mouth must’ve really been a bummer.
Shouldn’t there be blood? I mean the explosion blew the guy’s shoe off.
I think they did it over a long period. I’m going to guess 14 months. Maybe 16.
16 months??? Do you know how long an average woman’s pregnancy is?..
that’s so adoarbly creepy. after such an ordeal experience, it was nice of time to stick around after.