
The above image appeared on Reddit earlier today, under the headline, "Must be a crazy secret." We ask of you, dear readers, what is the secret the world's luckiest sea lion is whispering to Girls star Allison Williams? The best answer gets GIF/photo embedding privileges, and if you already have that, well, um, here's this again.

While you're thinking of your answer, here are some of the best entries in the "Crazy Secret" meme.











BAY-BAAY! I compare you to a kiss from my nose by the bay….
*Burrp*
That seal is one smooooth talker.
” I find your show rather shallow and pedantic.”
Hmmm yes, shallow and pedantic.
“And you thought you were slippery when wet.”
I think Shamu makes Lena Dunham look attractive
If Allison Williams and Alex Morgan wanted to make out…I’d watch that.
“Want to make like the Space Shuttle and blow a seal?”
“Seal ain’t got nothing on me!”
How do I get all the sexy ladies?
I be Seal-y.
Or
I make girls like you laugh,
By being seal-y.
Want to do it on my waterbed?
Its a Seal-y.
I spied on you masturbating.
That’s why they call me the window seal.
Want to take a trip to Frisco?
Have a threeway with Lucille?
Would smash Allison Williams with the force of a thousand Gods!……………………………………………………………..Then creampie!