I don’t know about you, but when Taco Bell rolled out the Doritos Locos Taco my first question was, “When’s the cool ranch Doritos tacos coming, buddies?” Well, finally, they will soon be here.
Speaking with CBS This Morning, um, this morning, Taco Bell CEO Greg Creed confirmed that the highly anticipated follow up to the company’s uber-successful Nacho Cheese-flavored Doritos Locos Taco would be rolled out very soon.
Doritos Locos Tacos isn’t just a popular menu item — it’s Taco Bell’s most popular menu item since the company was founded in 1962. Over 200 million units were sold in the product’s first seven months alone.
For all of you cool ranch Doritos haters, I have one thing to say…
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Cool Ranch <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Spicy Nacho
OMG! Yes. Beef(?) and Cool Ranch Doritos..totally a match made in heaven. So NOT joke.
AND, Baja Blast Mountain Dew! Date Night bonanza.
There are no haters of Cool Ranch Doritos. Because I killed them and made Cool Ranch Doritos nachos with ground haterbeef.
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I think Taco Hell is the worst fast food there is. But somehow I want these tacos.
OH MY GOD!
This is a great step forward for man kind. Can we hope for some specialty flavors? Spicey Sweet Chili…. yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
i concur. spicey sweet chili would be the tits. i’d also take blazin buffalo and ranch. FEEED MEEE
I doubt I’m going to get anybody to agree with me but I find the enormous popularity of the Dorito taco very sad. Americans put some foul shit in their bodies. Can’t we just destroy ourselves with drugs and alcohol like normal people?
Doritos Tacos Locos Supreme’s help speed up the destruction of American buddies while we are High, and/or Drunk… just saying
Yeah they go together bro.
Oh, FUCK YES!
I shall rejoice at the new and brand loyal menu item as I vomit it into the toilet of the very outlet from which I purchased it.
I hope they make tacos out of Cheetos one day, because they would make my vomit an interesting color and flavor. Not to mention the customary diarrhea!
Ah really? Is no one going to mention the fact that the Doritos Tacos tasted nothing like actual Doritos. It was the same old dog meat in an orange shell. I get more processed cheese dust from a dollar store bag of imitation Cheetos. They would have been better off making fully loaded nachos with actual Doritos chips made by people who know more than just five ingredients.