It’s the most modern of romances: girl sucks on bloody tampon, girl becomes Internet famous, guy ingests a sundae made of ice cream and poop, guy is jealous of girl getting all the attention, guy and girl get “married” on Facebook, guy and girl make three-toed baby. OK, that last part hasn’t happened yet (it will), but the rest, all real.
Let’s start from the beginning.
This is the very NSFW video that turned 15-year-old Giovanna Plowman into a Twitter trend.
It was originally uploaded on YouTube, but once it went viral, the video was taken down for violating user guidelines/common decency. Plowman’s response to not only YouTube’s decision, but the feedback she received:
Mmm, with a mouth and last name like that, she’ll be the belle of so many highway gas station balls. She continued her assault on human dignity on her duck face-heavy Facebook:
Have you ever watched jackass? Fear factor? Jersey shore? I know you all have. Its okay for them to get famous from eating and doing such stupid stuff or being sluts and partying hard. But i eat a tampon and get so much hate? It makes no sense. Just because im a girl and ate something gross and got famous you hate on me? Im a real nice girl. Dont start drama and i have only ever had one boyfriend? Please tell me how im a slut. Smh idgaf about you haters ill shine on with or with out you! (Via)
Dino Bruscia, who months ago filmed himself eating his own sh*t with ice cream, is one of Plowman’s aforementioned h8ers, and he took to Twitter to share his outrage that the tampon-swallower was upstaging him.
#poetry Naturally, soon after he tweeted that, Bruscia and Plowman were engaged on Facebook.
DIBS ON THE VOMIT TROTH FROM THE WEDDING REGISTRY. Kids today, they just don’t have the same kind of class as the 2 Girls, 1 Cup ladies. But at least Plowman has SOME standards:
Save the pillow talk for Bruscia.
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STOP TRYING TO MAKE FELTCH HAPPEN
WOW, A+
impressive…. not many people actually know what that entails.
hope its a multi colored straw.
better yet – make it a crazy straw that has many loops!
The amount of times I dry heaved to this story, though.
Don’t keep me in suspense. How was her appearance on Ellen?
What the blue fuck.
I hope this attention whore gets hit by a car and dies.
I really wish I hadn’t clicked the link, or this page.
FOREVER UNCLEAN.
truthiness. I’m so pissed at myself right now for reading this.
Hope they both get paid to party at a Brazilian night club.
I think you mean – you hope they get sold into human trafficking?
That has a better ring to it…
Snuff film……. I wanna see her be in one of those…
Fame seeking human waste!
She should skip Ellen, as Dr. Phil’s show suits her so much better!
I vote Maury!
You are ………….NOT the father of that tampon!!
We’re fucked as a country. Everybody realizes that, right?
Germany has us beat. You can’t beat the Bundesrepublik Deutschland!!
My heart hurts at the fact that stupid things like this are real
I can’t read anything she says in anything but Cartman’s “delinquent on Maury” voice. WHATEVA, I DO WHAT I WANT!
Spot on. And her general oeuvre is pretty similar to Kenny’s, back when he was eating manatee spleens and blowing Howard Stern for ten dollars.
Hey, girl, I’ve got a tampon you can suck. (*points to tampon eating a shit sundae*)
I really don’t even want to live on this planet anymore
You guys are soooo dumb. SHE’S GUNNA GET VERIFIED, U’LL ALL SEE
Worst part about all this is she has a blue waffle
Ladies and gentleman, the future of America.
I don’t think I’ll be able to stop the dry heaves all day.
15?? How does her parent not find out about this and how does he/she allow it to continue?
Wait, before you eat that tampon on Youtube think about dooming yourself to a life of poverty and humiliation. OOPS! TOO LATE.
There is now way in hell I’m watching that video.
And they said romance is dead.
oh god, it’s the 21st century Pink Flamingos family
honestly this is the most foul thing I have ever seen
soo wheres this dog vid?
I don’t understand Facebook.
Is it an island nation of some kind?
I got two bullets, who wants the gun when I’m done?
i will never be the same after this
The big-tittied 15 year old couldn’t find ANY other ways to get some attention from her classmates?
I’m sure thousands of people have eaten their own shit and fucked dogs on the internet. Sucking on a tampon, though, that’s probably much rarer. So I guess I admire the girl’s originality, as it were. Her personality and her priorities, however, are wanting. And is “ratchet” really a thing? These kids today, I tell ya…
I kept hoping she wouldn’t go through with it, then she did. I was highly upset & I don’t know why. LOL. Nastiest shit ever!!
You are saying “people be hating” and say you going to be famous, hell yeah you ate a fkin tampon you at school people talking about you you going to say something about them then they going to say youuu, ate a tampon, what made your dodo brain head think that? i mean foreal it’s like me eating a condom bitch wtf that is fkin gross why would you smell it and be gagin then you put it in you’re mouth then u take it out and put it back in, the last time it came out it was white as fuck, you sucked that bitch off. wtf it’s not okay in the first place to put in in one but then put in twice what the hell!! you crazy as FUCK!!! people be saying do what ever makes you happy but.. if you eat a tampon be sad bitch be sad be angry go hit someone or something but if you eat a tampon… idk about you? i made this account just you satisfy that that you are gross as fuck!