Earlier this month we announced we were finally taking our bromance-with-benefits with 5-Second Films to the next level, launching UPROXX Video. *pulls hypnotoad out of paper bag* SUBCRIBE.
Now we’re rolling out our first videos for your edification and merrymakingment. So far we’ve introduced you to life-changing pasta salad and a real-life zombie’s opinion on The Walking Dead. Below you’ll find our next UPROXX Video, and it’s a return to our Best Of 5SF roots.
This compilation features 25 brilliant five-second reminders of why LOVE SUCKS. Happy Valentine’s Day and remember, no means meow.*
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did i just see weird al? Yes, I believe I did
i’m allergic to sleeping alone
I used that line once. Oh man, thank did not go well.
Ye gods! Can it be my life is such an open book to so many? Well, my love life anyway. Geez, it brought back the headaches. Excuse me. I need a nap.
Digital Wonderbread, I had to delete your comment along with the spammer’s so it wouldn’t look like you were insulting somebody else.
Mo monetizable content, mo problems.
Most of these were. . . pretty damn good
Maria Del Carmen will become my new obsession if I can find a photo of her eating ribs.