As my dangerous colleague announced last week and then helped launch earlier with a hard-hitting look at how everyday zombies deal with zombie stereotypes in this Walking Dead-obsessed world of ours, UPROXX Video is officially open for business and you should subscribe lest you miss out on the assorted awesomeness that we’ll regularly be providing in video format.
As my part of the introduction I want to share the below brand-spanking new little diddy simply titled, “Pasta Salad.” It has everything I ask for in an internet video: two ladies + a bottle of wine, life-altering lighter fare, and a ending with a moral to remember. Oh yeah, and an opportunity to scream “MAKE OUT!” at your screen, which never fails to impress coworkers. Enjoy.
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ok that was pretty funny and I’m gonna need more info on that blonde girl
This goes double for me but the brunette
I assume this video was created solely to elicit a Britta vs Annie type dialogue.
Amen. Was that Pesto?
“I am going to wherever pasta salad comes from”
Italy. You’re welcome.
Fresh Market. It’s closer. You’re welcome.
I dug it.
Judging by the looks of that pasta salad, it definitely deserved to be mocked severely. Funny video.
Oh, she was just using that as an excuse to make out with her friend. Watch carefully, you can almost see the thought bubble over her head: “I hate pasta salad, but I can use this lay one on her.”
No? Okay, maybe I just wrote that on the screen.
Pretty hilarious; but I think it’d be funnier if it ended right after she said “Your pasta salad fucking sucks.”