
Joseph Gordon-Levitt's next film, Don Jon, might be almost too relatable. It's about a guy who's obsessed with three things: women (especially Scarlett Johansson), watching adult movies, and working out. Really, it's the story of your life, assuming you're as rich and talented and good looking as JGL. So, it's not the story of your life.
But you can live vicariously through Don, seen above CRUSHING iron in a still from the movie, by making him a crab person. (I'm of a belief that almost everyone is crab people.) Photoshop pros have clearly gotten their hands on the JGL photo, especially on Reddit, and have had some fun with it. Here are some of the best entries.


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…And NO ONE shopped JGL sitting next to Sad Keanu? You let me down, Internets.
I want to say that it somehow involve a screaming goat, but I’m going to try to be content with the Robin photoshop.
#5 FTW
Also, caption for #7: BRRRRAAAAAHHHHHMMMMM
The Robin Photoshop is top notch quality, but goddamn, I can’t get past how many people missed the point of the ending in TDKR.