Ladies and gentlemen, meet Samuel L. Dogson. The baddest muthf*cking dog on the block. Obviously.
With that said, I’ve been sitting on the GIF below for a while now waiting for the perfect opportunity to use it in a post and I can’t imagine an opportunity more perfect than this.
Today is going to be a great day. I can feel it.
(Via Imgur)
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Is that somehow racist? At least it’s not a monkey.
Nope. Not racist. Your comment on the other hand……
Dammit, that boxer looks just like mine, except mine has a little white in him. Unlike the aforementioned Mr. Jackson.
It’s actually a bullmastiff! I took that photo and those are my glasses! haha (believe it or not)
can we see a pic without the glasses?
/maybe in a suit and afro wig, preferably by saint Bearnard, that looks like John Travolta, also wearing a suit.
Mastiff, huh? Is he young? He looks skinny. And cool as a mofo.
Sadly I’ve only got a pic with the glasses! The story is, I took a photo of him with my glasses on then we realised he looked like Samuel L Jackson, so then we photo shopped that hat on so he looked even more like him! You’re more than welcome to see the original photo [instagram.com] Yeah he’s a bullmastiff, he’s nearly 3! Definitely not skinny though, he’s such a giant but he’s a big friendly giant!
SAY WOOF ONE MORE TIME!
I dare you! I double dog dare you, motherf*cker!
That looks like a tasty burger!
This is a very nice and useful i like it………..
Racist Mother fucker, If I’ll find U, and when I’ll find U: I will make U my bitch!!!!!!!!
the world don’t need U