If you’re over the age of 8 and give someone a wet willie — second only to the dreaded rear admiral when it comes to devastating schoolyard pranks — you deserve to get punched in the face. Especially if the someone who’s getting his willie wet (or something) is a street performer who’s just trying to earn a living.
That’s the lesson one tattooed bro learned recently, when he messed with an Australian paint-coated cowboy, which is a great sentence. You’d want to deck a guy with a mug like this, too.
Best of all, the punch probably left a gray smudge on his face. That’s gonna be tough to explain to Laxative Larry and Date Rape Donny back at Phi Kappa Douche.
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I only wish it would’ve laid him out.
“and he was punched in the face” is one of my favorite fairy tale endings.
This video will produce a shit eating grin on any non-asshole.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!! Dreams do come true!
Wiped the smirk off hs face (not to mention a few teeth).
Is “bro” some kind of slang term for “dick”?
I think the fact that bros are a large subclass of dicks is skewing the terms toward being synonyms, a logical argument:
Bros are rude and stupid
Dicks are rude
Therefore, all bros are dicks
But, this particular dick does look like he’s a bro based on how he’s dressed/styled, the tattoos and how he’s acting.
Yeah, dress/style/tattoos aside, the guy’s behavior clearly warranted being punched in the face.
“Hey bro, film this. I’m totally going to mess with this guy who is entertaining all these people. Dude bro, this is gonna be so sick.”
I want to buy that cowboy a whiskey.