If you’re over the age of 8 and give someone a wet willie — second only to the dreaded rear admiral when it comes to devastating schoolyard pranks — you deserve to get punched in the face. Especially if the someone who’s getting his willie wet (or something) is a street performer who’s just trying to earn a living.
That’s the lesson one tattooed bro learned recently, when he messed with an Australian paint-coated cowboy, which is a great sentence. You’d want to deck a guy with a mug like this, too.
Best of all, the punch probably left a gray smudge on his face. That’s gonna be tough to explain to Laxative Larry and Date Rape Donny back at Phi Kappa Douche.
I want more like this!
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