Before you watch this video that I have already succinctly described in the title of this post, you probably should be warned that while it’s not nearly as bad as a lot of other videos of horrible things happening to cows, this is still a video of two cows being hit by a car. Fortunately, by the time that you get to the end, you can see that the cows are just kind of like, “Dude, next time knock first” before wandering off, so I think it’s safe to laugh.
At the same time, though, you could argue that by trying to have sex as they were crossing a busy road, these cows were sort of asking for trouble. Either have sex before you cross the street or wait til you get to the other side. You can’t have it both ways, cows. This is like the texting and driving of the bovine world. And I’m willing to bet they weren’t using a condom, so this poor cow was hit by a car and probably caught gonorrhea, too.
When are you going to learn, cows?
I want more like this!
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